About Me
cloud janitor // terminal cowboy // GNU/Linux obsessed
it's a bird...it's a plane...it's burdz...
platform engineer who cleans up technical messes across systems. born to fix security issues, deployment disasters, keeps everything running smoothly while dropping memes in the incident channel.
mech keyboard enthusiast with a collection that's "reasonable" (narrator: it wasn't). the louder the switches, the better the code.
spent too many hours in my youth trying to get doom running on everything. still do?
loving husband and collector of tattoos
i use vim btw. unix philosophy practitioner. i believe computers were more fun when they were harder to use. proudly rocking a mechanical keyboard that annoys everyone in a 50ft radius.
tools: anything cloud/infosec/dfir/devops/containers/ci/cdeez and whatever else needs fixing!
p.s i run NixOS because apparently i enjoy troubleshooting my troubleshooting tools (:
Projects & Interests
when not putting out fires at work:
- 🔒 hacking all the things, drinking all the booze!
- ⌨️ collecting mechanical keyboards and customising them
- ☸️ breaking, building, breaking, and fixing things on Kubernetes
- 🎮 playing Zelda, modern FPS games and tactical shooters (my WoW days are behind me...maybe?)
- 🐧 evangelising (linux only...jk?) workflows and solutions
- 💾 hoarding tech that's "too old to throw away but too young to be vintage"
- 🔍 exploring the depths of NixOS configurations
check my github for whatever chaos i'm currently sorting through...
Blog
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